Sunday, May 8, 2011

You may say that Dungeons and Dragons is nerdy;

But you can't say it isn't awesome until you've played it.
Sarah

P.S. (IT IS AWESOME, BY THE WAY.)

Saturday, April 30, 2011

Artists life :D

OK, if it takes me a half an hour to paint an artwork that sells on average for $150, and half of them sell without effort, then LOGICALLY I'm making $150 an hour, right?
(minus about three dollars per artwork for paint and paper usage)

Thursday, April 28, 2011

NEW RECORD: PERSUASION

SARAH CAN COOK FOOD SO GREAT THAT IT WILL DISTRACT PARENTS TO THE EXTENT THAT THEY WILL FORGET COMPLETELY OF HOMEWORK SARAH SHOULD HAVE FINISHED BEFORE BEING ALLOWED TO GO TO DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS SESSION THE NEXT DAY.

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

MESSAGE TO FAUR AND DM (EX-BASTIAN AND EX-FINNBAR)

I have created a D&D blog.
I think you'll like the web address and the awesome design :D
-Sarah ;)

http://lootcrater.blogspot.com/

Seeing as how ...

I've spent over $100 on food in the past week, two meals each for seven people over two days; I need to STOP GOING TO THE SUPERMARKET.

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

How to make plaster of mallow

You will need:

-1kg of marshmallows. Good luck for your weighing!

-A saucepan. Use one you're particularly fond of. It's much much better that way.

-Your favorite metal spatula.

-Stretchy wire cords. Not springs. Definitely not.

-A hammer. Unless you have something that can saw through metal. But you wouldn't want to destroy your favorite pan. Use the hammer!

-A metal rectangular pan with high sides. You'll need to drill holes in the sides- the same diameter as that of the wire cord. You'll need two wire cords, so thats four holes, two one each short end of the pan. Like this:
                                                _______________
                                                i                            i
                                                !______________!
The dots are holes. Just the dots. The gaps are just bits I couldn't fill in without doing the diagram on sketch up.                                    

Method: Melt marshmallows in pan, stirring very slowly and constantly. Be sure to get ALL the air out. Don't boil it. Well, you can if you want to, but we've never tried it. Yet. ( It might blow up. We wouldn't boil it, if we were you)
Before the marshmallows start condensing or solidifying, pour in the pan (which you have already strung the cords through. The cords go through across the pan, by the way. Longways) when all the mixture is in the pan, stretch the wire cords. Alot. Tie them up somehow. Then, place the entire thing in the fridge. Leave for a day. Then, have fun.
Cleaning up.
Signed, SARAH AND THE AWESOMES

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Valentines day?

So really, what used to be a holiday about something pure is now a sort of competition to spend the most money on your "valentine".