Sunday, May 8, 2011

You may say that Dungeons and Dragons is nerdy;

But you can't say it isn't awesome until you've played it.
Sarah

P.S. (IT IS AWESOME, BY THE WAY.)

Saturday, April 30, 2011

Artists life :D

OK, if it takes me a half an hour to paint an artwork that sells on average for $150, and half of them sell without effort, then LOGICALLY I'm making $150 an hour, right?
(minus about three dollars per artwork for paint and paper usage)

Thursday, April 28, 2011

NEW RECORD: PERSUASION

SARAH CAN COOK FOOD SO GREAT THAT IT WILL DISTRACT PARENTS TO THE EXTENT THAT THEY WILL FORGET COMPLETELY OF HOMEWORK SARAH SHOULD HAVE FINISHED BEFORE BEING ALLOWED TO GO TO DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS SESSION THE NEXT DAY.

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

MESSAGE TO FAUR AND DM (EX-BASTIAN AND EX-FINNBAR)

I have created a D&D blog.
I think you'll like the web address and the awesome design :D
-Sarah ;)

http://lootcrater.blogspot.com/

Seeing as how ...

I've spent over $100 on food in the past week, two meals each for seven people over two days; I need to STOP GOING TO THE SUPERMARKET.

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

How to make plaster of mallow

You will need:

-1kg of marshmallows. Good luck for your weighing!

-A saucepan. Use one you're particularly fond of. It's much much better that way.

-Your favorite metal spatula.

-Stretchy wire cords. Not springs. Definitely not.

-A hammer. Unless you have something that can saw through metal. But you wouldn't want to destroy your favorite pan. Use the hammer!

-A metal rectangular pan with high sides. You'll need to drill holes in the sides- the same diameter as that of the wire cord. You'll need two wire cords, so thats four holes, two one each short end of the pan. Like this:
                                                _______________
                                                i                            i
                                                !______________!
The dots are holes. Just the dots. The gaps are just bits I couldn't fill in without doing the diagram on sketch up.                                    

Method: Melt marshmallows in pan, stirring very slowly and constantly. Be sure to get ALL the air out. Don't boil it. Well, you can if you want to, but we've never tried it. Yet. ( It might blow up. We wouldn't boil it, if we were you)
Before the marshmallows start condensing or solidifying, pour in the pan (which you have already strung the cords through. The cords go through across the pan, by the way. Longways) when all the mixture is in the pan, stretch the wire cords. Alot. Tie them up somehow. Then, place the entire thing in the fridge. Leave for a day. Then, have fun.
Cleaning up.
Signed, SARAH AND THE AWESOMES

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Valentines day?

So really, what used to be a holiday about something pure is now a sort of competition to spend the most money on your "valentine".

Saturday, February 12, 2011

THINGS TO MAKE THIS TERM:

  1. -remote control car with a wireless signal transceiver 
  2. -Re-create the old-fashioned camera
  3. -the portable, renewable energy collecting lightning rod
  4. -solar powered remote control tarantula with independent, maybe even android decision making skills
  5. -Something to keep mum out of my room
  6. :D

Fail, methinks


QUESTION:

‎......Am I still a nerd, to get kicked out of chess club for trying to run an electric current through blackberries?

from now on I will:

From now on I will:
-Stop being such a drama queen.
-Do my actual homework, instead of self-composed homework 
-Invent something useful, instead of things that mechanically propel 
tic-tacs across rooms.
-Fix the printer that I took apart out of scientific curiosity.
-Quit re-writing my novel, and just get a move on with it
-Stop writing these sort of long statuses.

Friday, February 11, 2011

I didn't think It was possible

To cry at the end of The Sound Of Music.
Am trying to figure myself out.
And epic-ly failing.

Very deep poem, I did not write it, some greek guy did a long time ago.

Oh, the torment bred in the race,
the grinding scream of death;
and the stroke that hits the vein,
The hemorrhage non can staunch, the grief;
the curse no man can bear. 

But there is a cure inside the house,
and not out side it, no;
not from others, but from them,
their bloody strife; we sing to you, 
dark gods beneath the earth.     

Hear now, you dark and ancient forces underground,
Answer the call, send help.
Bless the children, give them triumph now.

Thursday, February 10, 2011

I REFUSE TO STEP DOWN.


So really, the midwinter formal is not a "formal" but instead another one of those excruciatingly loud, pointless gatherings of brainless, show-off boys in the hope that by jumping around like rabbits on sugar pills to music we will perhaps result in a good, healthy relationship somewhere in that blind darkness and strobe light?
No, t...See More
Tuesday at 6:01pm ·  ·  · 
  • 1 person likes this.
    •  Sez just stop.
      Tuesday at 6:03pm ·  ·  15 people
    • Sarah Atkins I will not, it says in the human rights act that everyone has the right to express their opinion freely
      Tuesday at 6:09pm · 
    •  righto... havent read that ae.
      Tuesday at 6:36pm · 
    •  But it doesn't say to express it on facebook!
      Tuesday at 6:40pm · 
    •  Yes Spots, doesnt say that Sez!
      Tuesday at 6:43pm ·  ·  3 people
    • Soo uhh, i'll see you there?
      Tuesday at 6:57pm ·  ·  12 people
    • Sarah Atkins 
      Thank you everybody. I really appreciate your kind words of social acceptance.
      I was only expressing my concern at society, as usual, and was having a pretty enjoyable time at it too, until the above comments had to put an end to it. I trie...See More
      Tuesday at 10:45pm · 
    •  practice makes perfect? ha
      Wednesday at 4:04pm ·  ·  7 people
    •  You don't need to sound all smart on facebook, just chill
      Yesterday at 3:39pm · 
    •  amen.
      Yesterday at 3:40pm · 
    • heres a thought, if you want to say smart things, put it on your blog, and keep the facebook status easy for us to understand
      Yesterday at 3:41pm ·  ·  2 people
    •  That is a bloody good idea Gabe :)
      Yesterday at 4:19pm ·  ·  3 people
    •  Or we could just delete her facebook account alltogether? :)
      Yesterday at 4:41pm ·  ·  1 person
    •  Sophie is a genius.
      Yesterday at 4:41pm ·  ·  1 person
    • Sarah Atkins If you don't understand one of my posts, you can a) DO SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR READING SKILLS e.g. Start reading the ENGLISH DICTIONARY or C. S. Lewis or Shakespeare. b) If you don't understand it, whatever, leave it. It's not my fault that some people don't like my posts. Thats totally up to you. c) Maybe try asking ME about it, instead of having conversations about your "bloody good ideas" for decreasing my intellect and speech of such?
      7 hours ago · 
    • Sarah Atkins As for the Human Rights Act pertaining to Facebook: The act is an international agreement of the rights (and responsibilities therein) of all human beings. It applies to everything in this world and on; and if Facebook was an "exception" to that declaration, it would be stated in the aforementioned act, or banned from existence. As you can see, it is not. So there you go.
      7 hours ago · 
    •  Or you could A) shut-up
      59 minutes ago · 
    • Sarah Atkins Remember that poster on the yr8 classroom wall that said "NO PUT DOWNS"?
      a few seconds ago · 

Monday, February 7, 2011

I am very disapointed at society's interpretation of "Formal"

So really, the midwinter formal is not a "formal" but instead another one of those excruciatingly loud, pointless gatherings of brainless, show-off boys in the hope that by jumping around like rabbits on sugar pills to music we will perhaps result in a good, healthy relationship somewhere in that blind darkness and strobe light? 
No, thank you, I will not be there.

Friday, February 4, 2011

I am awesome IN DIFFERENT LANGUAGES

greek:Είμαι τρομερός
French:Je suis étonnant
Albanian: Unë jam awesome
Bulgarian :Аз съм страхотен
Catalan: Estic impressionant
chinese; modern: 真棒
croatian: Ja sam strašan
czech: Jsem děsivý
danish:Jeg er awesome
dutch:Ik ben awesome
estonian:Olen vinge
filipino: Ako awesome
finnish:Olen awesome
galician:Eu son terrible  (whaaaaaaaaa?)
georgian:მე გასაოცარია
german: Ich bin awesome
hebrew: אני מדהים
hindi: मैं भयानक रहा हूँ
hungarian: Én félelmetes
icelandic: Ég er æðisleg
indonesian: Saya awesome
irish:   uamhnach


more later, am getting tired.