Tuesday, January 25, 2011

OUTRAGEOUS ACTS OF WILDLIFE MASSACRE

RECENTLY A 7-GILLED SHARK and a couple of stingrays happened to come floating innocently into our harbor. Don't worry, swimmers and kayakers- thanks to the marvelously speedy hunting of the marine life "caregivers",  these practically harmless animals were caught, brought to the aquarium, and then killed- so that kind, curious people like you, citizens of dunedin,  can watch them being basically hanged, drawn and quartered, for your entertainment. 
Thank you for having such compassion, all at the aquarium. The shark is probably extremely supportive of your actions. NOT.
-Sarah Awesome

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