Monday, January 24, 2011

Sarah, Abbey, and the RADIOACTIVE NAIL POLISH

Me and my friend Abbey went shopping today, and a couple of the items we purchased from a certain store set me thinking.                                                         *[The below article is completely speculated.]


SOMETIMES I WONDER If the items in the infamous One-Two-Three Dollar Shop have really passed the consumer safety trading laws? Surely things such as high-intensity lasers, piano wire and radioactive nail polish cannot have been knowingly admitted into this country? Could these mysterious unknown suppliers have used high-tech smuggling techniques without our knowledge? This is a suspicion that needs to be investigated thoroughly, or who knows what they'll be putting up for sale next....


*P.S. We bought some of this "glowing pretty" nail polish, and it is quite funky, even with the safety hazards it probably has. On the back, though, it appears to be mis-translated:
 "2. Apply to clean, dry face"... is perhaps not the best idea.
Marie Curie must be turning in her grave.


more later.

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